We are living through a threshold moment in human history, and most of us haven’t fully grasped its magnitude. Those of us born before the mid-1990s represent something that will never exist again: the last generation to spend our formative years in an analog world. We learned to think, to relate, to solve problems in an environment of productive friction — wrestling with paper-based dictionaries, getting physically lost before finding our way home, experiencing the uncomfortable cognitive pull that comes from sustained attention without the dopamine micro-hits of infinite scrolling. The cognitive architectures developed through analog learning, from arithmetic to deep reading, via spatial navigation to face-to-face conflict resolution, result in neural pathways that are fundamentally different from those shaped primarily by digital interfaces. Growing up in an environment that was minimally mediated by artificial assets, we developed our executive functions against resistance. Our children and grandchildren are developing theirs in an environment of infinite algorithmic accommodation.